AFC EASTStar Wars Character New England 11 - 5
Emperor Palpatine Keeps Darth Vader (below) on a tight leash. Used to be terrifying, but now is just old and wrinkled.
New York 10 - 6
Darth Maul The threatening apprentice. Knows what he's doing, but will still end up sliced in half at the bottom of a reactor shaft.
Buffalo 6 - 10
Biggs He was right there until the end, then he blew up.
Miami5 - 11Jar Jar Bumbling moron.
AFC NORTHStar Wars Character Baltimore12 - 4
The Death Star Incredible defense against a large scale attack, but has a tendency to implode.
Pittsburgh10 - 6
Sebulba Wins a lot of pod races, but has been known to cheat. The shot at another title was undone by an ugly crash.
Cincinnati10 - 6
Crix Madine Imprisoned, but he broke out just in time to lead a major offensive.
Cleveland3 - 13Jawas They are small, brown, and constantly trading for junk.
AFC SOUTHStar Wars CharacterColts11 - 5Luke Skywalker You aren't sure he is going to get it done in the end, but you can't imagine the story ending any other way.
Jaguars 10 - 6
Salacious Crumb Sort of menacing at first glance, but easily defeated by lesser heroes.
Houston 6 - 10
Bantha Slow moving herd animals who are easily mastered.
Tennessee 6 - 10
Admiral Piett Competent leadership that is constantly failed by its underlings.
AFC WESTStar Wars Character Chargers 14 - 2
Darth Vader Very frightening, but never lived up to its incredible potential.
Denver 9 - 7
Admiral Ackbar A brilliant strategist who always seems to fall into traps.
Kansas City 6 - 10
Taun Taun You have to be careful because they'll let you ride them to death.
Oakland 3 - 13
Storm troopers They may look tough, but they aren't.
NFC EASTStar Wars Character Dallas 11 - 5
Young Obi-Wan Has talented protégées, but it all could go horribly wrong.
Philadelphia 10 - 6
Mace Windu Nearly defeated the Emperor. (Also McNabb would look badass wielding a purple lightsaber.)
New York 8 - 8
Princess Leia Sibling of the chosen one.
Washington7 - 9Jabba Rich and bloated.
NFC NORTHStar Wars Character Chicago 12 - 4
Anakin Brash and talented, but has no arm.
Minnesota 6 - 10
Mon Mothma Really, really boring.
Green Bay 6 - 10
Yoda Green and 800 years old.
Detroit 6 - 10
Admiral Ozzel "He is as clumsy as he is stupid."
NFC SOUTHStar Wars Character New Orleans 12 - 4
Wedge His presence is nearly inexplicable, but he's going to be there in the end.
Carolina 7 - 9
Millennium Falcon A favorite of everyone's, but may break down at exactly the wrong time.
Tampa Bay 3 - 13
The Naboo Squadron Lots of pilots, none of them any good.
Atlanta 2 - 14
Han Solo frozen in carbonite You couldn't be more screwed.
NFC WESTStar Wars Character Seattle 10 - 6
The planet Kamino Wet, rainy and wet.
St. Louis 9 - 7
Kit Fisto Impressive looking warrior who is too easily defeated by the dark side.
Arizona 9 - 7
Slave Princess Leia Always the sexy pick, but ends up choking you to death.
San Francisco 6 - 10
Bail Organa A rich lineage in formal attire.