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    Predictions Star Wars Style

    Prediction
    AFC EAST
    Star Wars Character New England 11 - 5
    Emperor Palpatine Keeps Darth Vader (below) on a tight leash. Used to be terrifying, but now is just old and wrinkled.
    New York 10 - 6
    Darth Maul The threatening apprentice. Knows what he's doing, but will still end up sliced in half at the bottom of a reactor shaft.
    Buffalo 6 - 10
    Biggs He was right there until the end, then he blew up.

    Miami
    5 - 11
    Jar Jar Bumbling moron.



    Prediction
    AFC NORTH
    Star Wars Character Baltimore12 - 4
    The Death Star Incredible defense against a large scale attack, but has a tendency to implode.
    Pittsburgh10 - 6
    Sebulba Wins a lot of pod races, but has been known to cheat. The shot at another title was undone by an ugly crash.

    Cincinnati10 - 6
    Crix Madine Imprisoned, but he broke out just in time to lead a major offensive.
    Cleveland
    3 - 13
    Jawas They are small, brown, and constantly trading for junk.



    Prediction
    AFC SOUTH
    Star Wars Character
    Colts
    11 - 5
    Luke Skywalker You aren't sure he is going to get it done in the end, but you can't imagine the story ending any other way.
    Jaguars 10 - 6
    Salacious Crumb Sort of menacing at first glance, but easily defeated by lesser heroes.
    Houston 6 - 10
    Bantha Slow moving herd animals who are easily mastered.
    Tennessee 6 - 10
    Admiral Piett Competent leadership that is constantly failed by its underlings.



    Prediction
    AFC WEST
    Star Wars Character Chargers 14 - 2
    Darth Vader Very frightening, but never lived up to its incredible potential.
    Denver 9 - 7
    Admiral Ackbar A brilliant strategist who always seems to fall into traps.
    Kansas City 6 - 10
    Taun Taun You have to be careful because they'll let you ride them to death.
    Oakland 3 - 13
    Storm troopers They may look tough, but they aren't.



    Prediction
    NFC EAST
    Star Wars Character Dallas 11 - 5
    Young Obi-Wan Has talented protégées, but it all could go horribly wrong.
    Philadelphia 10 - 6
    Mace Windu Nearly defeated the Emperor. (Also McNabb would look badass wielding a purple lightsaber.)
    New York 8 - 8
    Princess Leia Sibling of the chosen one.
    Washington
    7 - 9
    Jabba Rich and bloated.



    Prediction
    NFC NORTH
    Star Wars Character Chicago 12 - 4
    Anakin Brash and talented, but has no arm.
    Minnesota 6 - 10
    Mon Mothma Really, really boring.
    Green Bay 6 - 10
    Yoda Green and 800 years old.
    Detroit 6 - 10
    Admiral Ozzel "He is as clumsy as he is stupid."



    Prediction
    NFC SOUTH
    Star Wars Character New Orleans 12 - 4
    Wedge His presence is nearly inexplicable, but he's going to be there in the end.
    Carolina 7 - 9
    Millennium Falcon A favorite of everyone's, but may break down at exactly the wrong time.
    Tampa Bay 3 - 13
    The Naboo Squadron Lots of pilots, none of them any good.
    Atlanta 2 - 14
    Han Solo frozen in carbonite You couldn't be more screwed.



    Prediction
    NFC WEST
    Star Wars Character Seattle 10 - 6
    The planet Kamino Wet, rainy and wet.
    St. Louis 9 - 7
    Kit Fisto Impressive looking warrior who is too easily defeated by the dark side.
    Arizona 9 - 7
    Slave Princess Leia Always the sexy pick, but ends up choking you to death.
    San Francisco 6 - 10
    Bail Organa A rich lineage in formal attire.




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    The Eli Manning one cracked me up ~~~~~

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    That's some funny shattt




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    Thanks for the sig Flea

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    That is AWESOME.............. Love it Deb

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    Funny stuff. The Bears synopsis was the best one IMO.

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    It's surprising how many of those are actually right on !

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    That was great - very insightful and pretty much dead on. Way to go!!


    Thanks to BR7 for the sig

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