Henry Accused of Assault; Charges Unfounded

**Captcoolhand** · 06-13-2007, 01:19 PM

WLWT.com reports a claim made by a 16-year-old Florence, Ky., boy that he was assaulted by Cincinnati Bengals WR Chris Henry Friday, June 8, is unfounded, according to a source. The boy claimed Henry was one of two men who jumped from an SUV and attacked him and a friend, according to Florence Capt. Linny Cloyd. The teen also claimed to have seen WR Reggie McNeal inside the car. According to the report, when the two teens tried to run away, a second man got out of the car and pushed one of the boys to the ground.

I wouldn't be surprise if this wasn't true.

**25MVPKing** · 06-13-2007, 01:51 PM

I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."

**Steelerlyn** · 06-13-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by 25MVPKing

I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."

That is hilarious 25!~ It really should be posted on Brian's site....cincybengals.com....should I do that? LOL

**25MVPKing** · 06-14-2007, 05:55 PM

Glad you liked that Steelerlyn, I hope some bengals do read it.

Of course, they probably wouldn't get the joke. After all, they're one of the best teams in the NFL

**K*Money** · 06-14-2007, 05:59 PM

Bengals are too good to have any humor, hahaha!

**BBG7** · 06-18-2007, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by 25MVPKing

I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."

Now that's funny!