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    A Cleveland Brown poem emailed to me today..

    I'm not sure who wrote this ... but it's funny!

    A Bengal is a tiger
    And a fast plane is a Jet.
    A Cowboy comes from Texas
    And a Raider's tough I'll bet.

    A Viking's from the frigid north.
    Seahawks live near the sea.
    All are names of football teams,
    Just like they ought to be.

    But there's one name that makes no sense
    It causes me to frown
    Can anyone enlighten me?
    Just what's a Cleveland Brown?!

    I don't know if it is true,
    But I think I've heard a theory;
    That Cleveland named its team
    After the color of Lake Erie.

    Brown does not describe
    A big and strong athletic man.
    It's what's inside the diaper
    Of a baby Steeler's fan.

    The guy who named this football team
    Must be the Cleveland clown
    Who else would think to call
    A football warrior a Brown!!

    If I'd been born in Cleveland
    And there my life was spent,
    I'd find another team to cheer
    From pure embarrassment.

    I myself, have always loved
    The Steelers Black and Gold.
    I did when I was very young,
    And I will when I am old.

    But why's this name an adjective
    When it should be a noun?
    Can anybody tell me
    What the hell's a Cleveland Brown?!

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    Looks like someone is trying to move in on your action Michele

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    I need to get my guitar going and try and put this into a song. This is too funny. Thanks so much, Michele for sharing this poem. You rock.

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    awesome poem!!!







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    That's a great poem!

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    That's funny! Thanks for sharing

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    Good stuff! I'll have to pass that along.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzburghRockCity
    Looks like someone is trying to move in on your action Michele
    LOL Matt!

    Its all good ... Ill still be writing.. . and keep giving a run for their money :-)

    The season is coming - so I'll be posting one soon!

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