I guess I have that touch. I still have one Bengals "fan" that invited me down to Cincinnati for a cage fight, however I still haven't received a response to my multiple requests for his address. The one Brovens fan didn't take too kindly to me posting the pic of me flicking off CBS, so I told him to wait for the sequel. My PM box was overloaded.
Browns fans are known to resort to physical threats when they run out of mental ability....which is after word one.