You check the internet atleast 10 times a day hoping to get a tidbit of some Steelers information.
You get excited when you read an article about somebody who saw somebody pass by Big Ben in a grocery store parking lot
You don't wash your game day clothes as long as we keep winning games so don't rub the winning good luck off.
The NFL draft is the biggest event you look forward to in the offseason
Your terrible towel is not allowed to touch the ground unless you throw it during a game.
You feel a sense of loss and emptiness during the offseason...
There's tons more, which ones can you come up with?