Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro Bowl
Posted Feb 6th 2007 8:53PM by mjd
Filed under: Bengals, AFC North
The NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.
Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle:
"I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."
The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.
Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off.
How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?