I'll post the first two paragraphs here to whet your whistle. You have to click the blog to see the rest.

Mirror mirror on the wall
Which NFL team was the most disappointing of all?
I submit to you a prime contender
A faux favorite, a true pretender.

Itís a bitter pill to swallow
Being softer than a marshmallow
But really who else but yourselves are to blame
For losing to teams so pathetic and lame