This just had to be told.
My bro and I are watching the game Sunday on my new HDTV and all heck breaks loose. The wives are in another room doing girly stuff and we are whooping it up watching the game. At the end of the 4th quarter anxiety my bro goes to the kitchen to get a victory taco and I am winding up with my terrible towel when it gets twisted in the ceiling fan and smashes it into my head. My bro and our wives come running into the room as I lie on the floor in a pool of blood. They ask what the heck happened. I answer Mendy was humping Ben. My bro says your nuts are you OK. With a 3" gash in my head off to the ER we go. Bro is going don't tell them what happened or they will think your nuts. I say I'm telling you Mendy was humping Ben. He's splitting a gut. Doctors sew me up and tell me I have a slight concussion to take it easy for a few days. When we get home sure enough it's on YouTube and my sanity restored.
PS: TV is without a scratch. I told my bro when we watch the Super Bowl to put me in a strait jacket.