1 can (4oz) chopped green chilies (or pimentos if you don't like chilies)
1 cup chopped scallions
2 (8 oz) pkgs imitation crab - flaked
3 (8 oz) pkgs crm chz - cubed
1/3 cup salsa
1/2 cup milk

Grease the inside of your slow cooker (3 qt cooker works best)
Mix milk and salsa together and pour into cooker
Add cream chz, crab, onion, chilies (or pimentoes)
Cover and cook on low for 3-4 hours stirring every 30 min

Serve with crackers or tortilla chips