In even more startling DUI news, Pittsburgh police have arrested one of the men who played Pittsburgh Steelers horrifying mascot, Steely McBeam.
The Pittsburgh-Tribune relays the grim tale:
Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit.
Steelers spokesman David Lockett said Hahey has been "released from his duties."
That wimpering sound you hear coming from across the Allegheny river are Kenneth Hahey's dreams dying.
Now I know DUI is nothing to laugh at, believe me...but you just gotta laugh at this because the mascot already has a reputation for being lame as it is and now he gets nailed for drunk driving