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    5>3...5>3...5>3

    The Miami Dolphins perfect season of 1972 remains safe from intrusion for yet another year, and so does my battlecry for living successfully behind enemy lines in New England. Yes, My Friends ("I've been listening to John McCain imitations of Ronald Reagan far too often lately"), 5>3, the mantra which was perilously close to revision, which I was fully prepared to alter, is safe for at least another year.

    More importantly, as permanantly affixed as are the footprints outside Hollywood's Chinese Theater are these vital statistics...

    Bill Belichick will [b]never[b]be considered a better Super Bowl coach than Chuck Noll.

    Tom Brady will [b]never[b] be considered a better Super Bowl quarterback than Terry Bradshaw.

    This decade's Tuck Rule/SpyGate New England Patriots will [b]never[b] be considered a better dynasty than the Pittsburgh Steelers of the '70s.

    5-1 in Super Bowls trumps 3-3
    4-0 in the franchise's golden era trumps 3-1
    Steelers' most recent SB win has been more recent than the Pats' latest
    5>3...5>3...5>3

    Living in New England, one must keep the upper hand on these annoying pricks.

    As I retired in my humble New Hampsire abode a few short hours ago, I took great solace in knowing that thousands of little New England boys and girls, staying up late for the coronation of their "Perfect Patriots," went to bed in tears, their parents needing to cancel their pre-orders of "19-0." I took great comfort in the thoughts of adult New Englanders, from Rho Diland through Houlton, Maine...ayuh...were tossing and turning, a night of teeth-gnashing amid thoughts of what might have been. I took great joy in the vision of Bob Kraft, removing his cuff links, de-attaching the white cuffs and collar from his blue shirt, patted on the head by loyal Myra...or Myrna....or whatever the hell her name is.

    It's okay, New England.....you all know what's really important to you....
    Pitchers and catchers reports in 12 days.

    All week long, I'd braced myself for my Winter of Discontent, my 3rd & 6 Purgatory, to suffer another nightmare that would permanantly afflict my soul. The nightly news, smiling anchors on assignment in Arizona, their segments entitled, "Perfect Patriots," every day listening to the insufferable buffoon Fred Smerlas, and Pete "The Meat" Shephard on Boston's WEEI....debate only how wide the winning margin would be. Their callers, not one of them worried, predicting all manners of blowouts.

    There was no doubt among this undeserving fan base. The Boston Globe's editorial section running opinion pieces on the Patriots' plans to have their rolling Duck Boat parade in the midst of the Super Tuesday Primary. How would it affect voter turnout?

    I was invited, first to my brother-in-law's, then to my sister-in-law's, to watch the SB. My friend, WoburnJoe invited me to a Super Bowl bash as well. My message to all was the same, "I can't watch this game with you people." I couldn't abide their shouts of glee. I also could not tolerate their talking about other subject matter in the midst of their own team's Super Bowl. Such irreverance abounds within the in-law segment.

    So, I watched in my playroom, while the rest of the family scattered on the upper floors. Lights were off, shades were drawn. It was but me and a bottle of Rossignol High Bank Red from the vineyards of Prince Edward Island (I'd inexplicably not picked up any beer for this one). I drained the bottle, and suffered and whined my way through SB XLII. Yes, the Giants were hammering Brady, but would he, battered and bruised, be holding the Lombardi at the end?? Would I be resigned, once again, to abruptly shutting off the TV once the Patriot victory was secured, unable to watch the hated enemy hoist their 4th??

    I was resigned to this bitter fate until the play that will live for the ages. Eli, ala Ben, escapes from the clutches of Pats defenders, and heaves it downfield to David Tyree, who momentarily lodges the ball with one hand against his helmet. Twenty-five yards to go, which appeared to be as long as Hopkinton to Boston. A sideline toss, first down at the 14, with 39 seconds remaining. I was admittedly unprepared for a Giants TD on the very next play. A fade to Plax...he's wide open....please, please, please....you big mouthed punk, the only ex-Steeler that I actively root for....please don't drop it. He caught it, TOUCHDOWN.....could it happen!!

    Watching alone, I rarely make a sound, rather pacing, dwelling, whining to myself the entire game. This time, I erupt in hoots of joy, shouts of unbridled enthusiasm. One massive sack of Brady later, and a few incompletions, and it's all over. I run upstairs, fling open the back door, scream...."Giants, Giants, Giants, 5>3, 5>3,5>3," into the New England night. It didn't matter that it was a mixed Giants/Steelers cheer.

    What an enjoyable evening lie ahead. The Belichick interview, his clipped answers a stark contrast to the dignified interviews of Brady and Moss. Brady, even in defeat, I've got to concede that he always, always, always, says the right thing. Too bad though, for Pats fans, that when Brady gets heat, he becomes Tommy Maddox, whereas our QB, only gets better!! No one asked Belichick about going for it, in his best Mike Tomlin imitation, on 3rd & 13 from the Giants' 32. Obviously, he had no confidence in his kicker, but the arrogance of that play call was the story of the 2008 New England Patriots season. The local newscasters, long faces abounded, they were close to tears.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!

    They, once again, were the Perfect Patriots, no record was safe, no margin of victory was enough, their destiny was that of the Best Team Ever. This best of seasons will now become the most haunting of all for those that were about to upgrade thier "3X Super Bowl Champs" bumper stickers.

    Two years in a row now, these despicable Patriots have been unable to deny thier opponent a TD in the final minute; two years in a row Coach Belichick looks white as a ghost post-game; two years in a row 5>3 lives on.

    My joy, my glee, in this Winter of Discontent, is now unrestrained. Mrs. Swiss, also rooting against the Pats (as much as an Anti-Fan can), as she resents the success of Brady, and rightly detests the rude comportment of Belichick, eventually tires of my being "too happy" with the defeat of the local 11. I can't wait to go to work in a few hours....can't wait to witness firsthand the sadness of the local populace....can't wait, as I did two short years ago, to call friends and colleagues on their office voice mails after hours, laugh like an effin' hyena, scream epithets, "18-1, 18-1, 5>3, 5>3."

    The sun will shine today, a smile will be affixed to my face. Could this another version fo PEIS (Post-Euphoric Immersion Syndrome). This time rather than PEIS, Undifferentiated....it's PEIS-18 & 1 Axis. HAHAHAHAHAHA......

    Added bonus, I won $50 in the work pool. [b]5>3[b]...still safe.
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    HA! Funny you posted this! I was just thinking how I couldn't wait to get to work and see how many Pat fans actually show up to take their beating.......lol
    Being in Maine (not quite Houlton way.....lol) I know exactly how you feel Swiss!

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    Great to hear it worked out for yins this way, just remember ya are a STEELER fan so try not to be as obnoxious ad those Patsy fans are !!




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    5>3 is our rallying cry this year? How low have we sunk? I don't care about what happened in the 70's, it doesn't matter anymore. What matters is that since 2001, the Pats have 3 and we have 1. I want more, I'm not happy with simply having more than the Pats. Besides, had the Pats won, what were you going to say 5>4? Are you 12, all that matters is right now, and right now the Pats are the best team in the AFC, we ain't.
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    (5 laughing smilies for 5 Lombardi Trophies)

    Great article! Oh man, I'd love to be up there right now to see all their faces! Make sure they cancel their book orders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEEMONT View Post
    5>3 is our rallying cry this year? How low have we sunk? I don't care about what happened in the 70's, it doesn't matter anymore. What matters is that since 2001, the Pats have 3 and we have 1. I want more, I'm not happy with simply having more than the Pats. Besides, had the Pats won, what were you going to say 5>4? Are you 12, all that matters is right now, and right now the Pats are the best team in the AFC, we ain't.
    I'll answer both questions, oh pleasant one.

    Seeing as though prior to our winning SBXL, I was fond of the retort, "4>3," then logic would indicate that yes, my mantra would have become, "5>4," had the Pats won yesterday.

    No....I'm not 12....but I sure wish I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEEMONT View Post
    5>3 is our rallying cry this year? How low have we sunk? I don't care about what happened in the 70's, it doesn't matter anymore. What matters is that since 2001, the Pats have 3 and we have 1. I want more, I'm not happy with simply having more than the Pats. Besides, had the Pats won, what were you going to say 5>4? Are you 12, all that matters is right now, and right now the Pats are the best team in the AFC, we ain't.

    While I agree that the Patriots were the best team in the AFC this year, I do not think that it is a given that they will reclaim that title next year. They have a lot of older players on that team and like all other teams have free agency issues (resigning people like Asante Samuel and others). As the defending AFC champion don't you think other teams will be drafting players and going after free agents this year that will specifically give them match up advantages over the Patriots? Every year personnel changes affect team chemistry. When you are on top everyone is gunning for you and I think they are going to find next year a lot more difficult than this one was. Just like I wasn't giving them the lombardi trophy this year (I made a ton of SA $$ yesterday betting on the Giants) I am not willing to pencil them in now as next years AFC champion either. Best teams on paper rarely live up to expectations. I predicted that it would be near impossible for the 2004 Steelers to duplicate their 15-1 season. So the 2005 Steelers went 11-5 and won the superbowl as the 6th seed instead. To quote the loser coach, Denny Green, "If you wanna crown them, then go ahead and crown them. We had them on the ropes and we let them off the hook!" You might want to crown them now but I would just as soon play out the season and take my chances. Our Steelers will be just fine next year. I believe we will sure up our O-line with some early picks. We will upgrade our linebacking corps with the addition of Woodley and possible Timmons into the line-up. And I also believe we will add some much needed depth to our D-line.

    Even with this years team we competed with the Patriots IMO. Throw out the IDIOTIC plays made by Mr. Guarantee (Anthony Smith) who gave up two embarassing touchdowns and we were in that game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackGold4vr View Post
    While I agree that the Patriots were the best team in the AFC this year, I do not think that it is a given that they will reclaim that title next year. They have a lot of older players on that team and like all other teams have free agency issues (resigning people like Asante Samuel and others). As the defending AFC champion don't you think other teams will be drafting players and going after free agents this year that will specifically give them match up advantages over the Patriots? Every year personnel changes affect team chemistry. When you are on top everyone is gunning for you and I think they are going to find next year a lot more difficult than this one was. Just like I wasn't giving them the lombardi trophy this year (I made a ton of SA $$ yesterday betting on the Giants) I am not willing to pencil them in now as next years AFC champion either. Best teams on paper rarely live up to expectations. I predicted that it would be near impossible for the 2004 Steelers to duplicate their 15-1 season. So the 2005 Steelers went 11-5 and won the superbowl as the 6th seed instead. To quote the loser coach, Denny Green, "If you wanna crown them, then go ahead and crown them. We had them on the ropes and we let them off the hook!" You might want to crown them now but I would just as soon play out the season and take my chances. Our Steelers will be just fine next year. I believe we will sure up our O-line with some early picks. We will upgrade our linebacking corps with the addition of Woodley and possible Timmons into the line-up. And I also believe we will add some much needed depth to our D-line.

    Even with this years team we competed with the Patriots IMO. Throw out the IDIOTIC plays made by Mr. Guarantee (Anthony Smith) who gave up two embarassing touchdowns and we were in that game.
    Hey, I am a firm believer of "any given Sunday", but I still think they will be the team to beat next year. There is one thing I have learned about the Pats since '01, it's to never count them out. When people doubt them, that's when they shine.

    It really sucks, b/c I hate them more than herpes...lol.

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    That Pats have a lot of decisions to make this year. Samuel, Bruschi, Seau, Vrabel, Harrison, Moss, and others may not be brought back next year. The Pats don't hand out huge contracts and it's apparent more than ever that defense needs overhauled and it's going to cost money to do that. It will be an interesting offseason and what they do will greatly determine how far they will go next year.

    Are they the team to beat in the AFC in 2008? Not THE team but definitely one of the teams to beat as of right now.

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