I am amazed you are still married! Well at least you know she loves you
This was really funny to read. The part about hitting your son on the nose was my favorite.
I would watch a Steelers game during my honeymoon if I ever get married. And I do admit I took a small palm sized tv to a wedding. I didn't bring it out until the reception and we had the most popular table because all the guys kept stopping by to ask about the score.