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Deb
08-26-2007, 12:26 AM
Prediction

AFC EAST
Star Wars Character New England 11 - 5
http://18to88.com/images/palpatine.jpg http://18to88.com/images/beli.jpg Emperor Palpatine Keeps Darth Vader (below) on a tight leash. Used to be terrifying, but now is just old and wrinkled.
New York 10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/maul.jpg http://18to88.com/images/mangini.jpg Darth Maul The threatening apprentice. Knows what he's doing, but will still end up sliced in half at the bottom of a reactor shaft.
Buffalo 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/biggs.jpg http://18to88.com/images/norwood.jpg Biggs He was right there until the end, then he blew up.


Miami

5 - 11
http://18to88.com/images/jarjar.jpg http://18to88.com/images/cam%20cameron.jpg Jar Jar Bumbling moron.




Prediction

AFC NORTH
Star Wars Character Baltimore12 - 4
http://18to88.com/images/death-star-2.jpg The Death Star Incredible defense against a large scale attack, but has a tendency to implode.
Pittsburgh10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/sebulba.jpg http://18to88.com/images/benbikecrash.jpg Sebulba Wins a lot of pod races, but has been known to cheat. The shot at another title was undone by an ugly crash.

Cincinnati10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/nadine.jpg http://18to88.com/images/bengalsmug.jpg Crix Madine Imprisoned, but he broke out just in time to lead a major offensive.

Cleveland

3 - 13
http://18to88.com/images/jawa.jpg Jawas They are small, brown, and constantly trading for junk.





Prediction

AFC SOUTH
Star Wars Character
Colts

11 - 5
http://18to88.com/images/luke1.jpg http://18to88.com/images/manning.jpg Luke Skywalker You aren't sure he is going to get it done in the end, but you can't imagine the story ending any other way.
Jaguars 10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/salaciouscrumb.jpg Salacious Crumb Sort of menacing at first glance, but easily defeated by lesser heroes.
Houston 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/bantha.jpg Bantha Slow moving herd animals who are easily mastered.
Tennessee 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/piett.jpg http://18to88.com/images/jeff%20fish.jpg Admiral Piett Competent leadership that is constantly failed by its underlings.





Prediction

AFC WEST
Star Wars Character Chargers 14 - 2
http://18to88.com/images/vader.jpg http://18to88.com/images/tomlinson.jpg Darth Vader Very frightening, but never lived up to its incredible potential.
Denver 9 - 7
http://18to88.com/images/ackbar.jpg http://18to88.com/images/shanahan.jpg Admiral Ackbar A brilliant strategist who always seems to fall into traps.
Kansas City 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/TaunTaun.jpg http://18to88.com/images/larryjohnsonthumb.jpg Taun Taun You have to be careful because they'll let you ride them to death.
Oakland 3 - 13
http://18to88.com/images/stormtroopers.jpg Storm troopers They may look tough, but they aren't.





Prediction

NFC EAST
Star Wars Character Dallas 11 - 5
http://18to88.com/images/youngobiwan.jpg http://18to88.com/images/wadephillipsthumb.jpg Young Obi-Wan Has talented protégées, but it all could go horribly wrong.
Philadelphia 10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/mace.jpg http://18to88.com/images/donovan.jpg Mace Windu Nearly defeated the Emperor. (Also McNabb would look badass wielding a purple lightsaber.)
New York 8 - 8
http://18to88.com/images/leia.jpg http://18to88.com/images/eli.jpg Princess Leia Sibling of the chosen one.

Washington

7 - 9
http://18to88.com/images/Jabba.jpg http://18to88.com/images/dan%20snyder.jpg Jabba Rich and bloated.





Prediction

NFC NORTH
Star Wars Character Chicago 12 - 4
http://18to88.com/images/anakinnoarm.jpg http://18to88.com/images/grossman.jpg Anakin Brash and talented, but has no arm.
Minnesota 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/mon-mothma.jpg http://18to88.com/images/bradchildressthumb.jpg Mon Mothma Really, really boring.
Green Bay 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/yoda.jpg http://18to88.com/images/farve.jpg Yoda Green and 800 years old.
Detroit 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/ozzel.jpg http://18to88.com/images/millen.jpg Admiral Ozzel "He is as clumsy as he is stupid."





Prediction

NFC SOUTH
Star Wars Character New Orleans 12 - 4
http://18to88.com/images/wedge.jpg Wedge His presence is nearly inexplicable, but he's going to be there in the end.
Carolina 7 - 9
http://18to88.com/images/falcon.jpghttp://18to88.com/images/stephen%20davis.jpg Millennium Falcon A favorite of everyone's, but may break down at exactly the wrong time.
Tampa Bay 3 - 13
http://18to88.com/images/naboopilot.jpghttp://18to88.com/images/jeffgarciathumb.jpg The Naboo Squadron Lots of pilots, none of them any good.
Atlanta 2 - 14
http://18to88.com/images/carbonite.jpghttp://18to88.com/images/arthur%20blank.jpg Han Solo frozen in carbonite You couldn't be more screwed.





Prediction

NFC WEST
Star Wars Character Seattle 10 - 6
http://18to88.com/images/Kamino.jpg The planet Kamino Wet, rainy and wet.
St. Louis 9 - 7
http://18to88.com/images/kitfisto.jpg Kit Fisto Impressive looking warrior who is too easily defeated by the dark side.
Arizona 9 - 7
http://18to88.com/images/slaveleia.jpghttp://18to88.com/images/leinart.jpg Slave Princess Leia Always the sexy pick, but ends up choking you to death.
San Francisco 6 - 10
http://18to88.com/images/bailorgana.jpg http://18to88.com/images/nolan.jpg Bail Organa A rich lineage in formal attire.

BlitzburghNation
08-26-2007, 12:58 AM
The Eli Manning one cracked me up ~~~~~ :haha:

SteelerBee43
08-26-2007, 01:36 AM
That's some funny shattt:clap::clap:

steelersgal86
08-26-2007, 09:01 AM
:haha:

NOVA STEELERS
08-31-2007, 02:31 PM
That is AWESOME.............. Love it Deb

Hawk Believer
08-31-2007, 03:27 PM
Funny stuff. The Bears synopsis was the best one IMO.

BlitzburghRockCity
09-01-2007, 08:31 AM
It's surprising how many of those are actually right on ! :lol:

digdug
09-01-2007, 12:22 PM
That was great - very insightful and pretty much dead on. Way to go!!
:haha: