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Captcoolhand
06-13-2007, 01:19 PM
WLWT.com reports a claim made by a 16-year-old Florence, Ky., boy that he was assaulted by Cincinnati Bengals (http://www.kffl.com/team/12/nfl) WR Chris Henry (http://www.kffl.com/player/11222/nfl) Friday, June 8, is unfounded, according to a source. The boy claimed Henry was one of two men who jumped from an SUV and attacked him and a friend, according to Florence Capt. Linny Cloyd. The teen also claimed to have seen WR Reggie McNeal (http://www.kffl.com/player/13702/nfl) inside the car. According to the report, when the two teens tried to run away, a second man got out of the car and pushed one of the boys to the ground. I wouldn't be surprise if this wasn't true. :yesnod:

25MVPKing
06-13-2007, 01:51 PM
I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."
:rofl:

Steelerlyn
06-13-2007, 02:09 PM
I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."
:rofl:

That is hilarious 25!~ It really should be posted on Brian's site....cincybengals.com....should I do that? LOL

25MVPKing
06-14-2007, 05:55 PM
:lol: Glad you liked that Steelerlyn, I hope some bengals do read it. :lol: Of course, they probably wouldn't get the joke. After all, they're one of the best teams in the NFL :lol:

K*Money
06-14-2007, 05:59 PM
Bengals are too good to have any humor, hahaha!

BBG7
06-18-2007, 12:32 PM
I guess my question is: why? Does Chris Henry (or Reggie McNeal) have nothing better to do with his life?

Boy 1 "OMG, it's Chris Henry!"
Boy 2 "That punk from the Bengals? Watch this: 'Hey Chris Henry you suck!'"
Boy 1 "Throw your Slurpee at him."
Boy 2 throws Slurpee "Steelers rule!"
Chris Henry "*$&%#@ you, you little *%@#$&"
Boy 1 "Oh *$^%, here he comes!"
Boy 2 "Touch me and that'll be another 8 games"
Chris Henry "Well lucky for me I can't count. Hey Reggie get out here."
Boy 1 and Boy 2 run away yelling "Bengals suck!"
Chris Henry and Reggie McNeal catch them and beat them up.
Chris Henry "We don't play. Just because we haven't won a playoff game since 1990, doesn't mean we can't beat up 16 year olds."
Reggie McNeal "Yeah, we showed them."
:rofl:

Now that's funny!

okiesteeler
06-18-2007, 12:38 PM
:haha: :haha: My question is where you there 25? You describe it as it probably happened dialog and all

PsychoWard
06-18-2007, 12:40 PM
that is some funny stuff!

25MVPKing
06-18-2007, 06:43 PM
:haha: :haha: My question is where you there 25? You describe it as it probably happened dialog and all
I would like to invoke my right of protection offered by the fifth ammendment to the constitution of the united states. :whistle: :rolleyes: