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BlitzburghRockCity
11-13-2012, 04:01 PM
When you play a big time rival in the AFC North you can't help but find ways to make fun of them in any and every way possible. It doesn't matter how good or how bad they are on any given year,the fact is in this case, it's the Baltimoron's and they are worthless in every way possible.

Just like we usually do, have some fun with it. Post up your favorite anti ravens pics, slogans, and whatever else you can come up with.

Save all the game analysis and breakdown for other threads, this one is just why we hate Baltimore!


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BlitzburghRockCity
11-13-2012, 04:03 PM
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scudmissile29
11-13-2012, 04:10 PM
I hate the Ratbirds.

Baltimore is a shithole, the harbour looks like a pirate cove and their quarterback is a crybaby pussy.

**** Flacco, I hope we take him out of the game. And **** Suggs as well.

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 04:22 PM
I hate the Ratbirds.

Baltimore is a shithole, the harbour looks like a pirate cove and their quarterback is a crybaby pussy.

**** Flacco, I hope we take him out of the game. And **** Suggs as well.

Calling him a pussy is an insult to all the pussy's in this world!

scudmissile29
11-13-2012, 04:35 PM
Calling him a pussy is an insult to all the pussy's in this world!

Hope Harrison sidelines him for the year lol

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 05:21 PM
Hope Harrison sidelines him for the year lol

Id rather see a chipper shredder suck him up!

RayRayHeyHey
11-13-2012, 05:25 PM
I hate the Ratbirds.

Baltimore is a shithole, the harbour looks like a pirate cove and their quarterback is a crybaby pussy.

**** Flacco, I hope we take him out of the game. And **** Suggs as well.

As opposed to the blackened soot-filled gem that Pissburgh is. How I love Ravens/Squeelers week. It's only a cryin' shame the drama queen may not play so Ngata can give that ugly pug another well-deserved nose job.

The only thing better than whippin' Squeelers butt is whippin' Pats butt - nah - still better to put a whoop on the Squeelers!

In all seriousness, I wish your best players were out there unhurt. Really wish Hines Ward was still playing too. The match up is still good - but nothing like seeing players in their prime battle it out. Lewis and Reed are no longer what they used be, certainly the Steelers are not either. If Ravens beat the Steelers, Baltimore fans want it done with Ben, not the backup.
However, it's still the best rivalry in the NFL.

Glad you beat KC, didn't want some two-bit team beating up a division rival. Good luck Steelers - can't wait until Sunday.

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 05:28 PM
It's funny you co*ck suckers come out here talking **** once Ben goes down. Lets see your ****** *** team win with out Flucco, we saw what happened when the murderer went down lol you got smoked!

BlitzburghRockCity
11-13-2012, 05:42 PM
I figured we'd get some of THOSE people signing up..we always do :bwah:

As long you play nice, it's all good..and by nice I mean our rules "nice" ..take that for what it's worth.

RayRayHeyHey
11-13-2012, 05:47 PM
It's funny you co*ck suckers come out here talking **** once Ben goes down. Lets see your ****** *** team win with out Flucco, we saw what happened when the murderer went down lol you got smoked!

What are you smokin Latrobe - I said I wanted Rapistberger to play. I don't want Ravens beating some second string flunky - let your prime QB get beat in front of the hometown crowd - like last season!

steelersbabex25
11-13-2012, 05:50 PM
http://deadspin.com/5934703/why-your-team-sucks-2012-baltimore-ravens


1. There's no white trash like Baltimore white trash. I've lived in Maryland for eight years and I can tell you that northern Maryland white trash occupies its own distinct niche of the white-trash market. It's as if the suburban Baltimore area were populated exclusively by fifth-grade gym teachers. These are the kind of people who wear camouflage Zubaz without a hint of irony. Every baby born in Baltimore County is born with a goatee, even the girls. If you could form a Jim Rome listener in a lab (and why wouldn't you? THEY'RE CLONES), the resulting 250-pound dumb**** would look an awful lot like a white-trash Ravens fan.
These people have NO sense of humor, nor any sense of self-deprecation. That's how you end up with a fanbase that engages in a comical level of collective paranoia. Ravens fans like to pretend that they're the U. Miami of the NFL. THEY'RE OUTLAWS! EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET THEM! The refs have it in for the Ravens. The NFL has it in for the Ravens. Dan Rooney and his owner friends have it in for the Ravens. This pre-supposes that people actually give a **** about the Ravens. They don't. The Ravens are a nothing franchise. They're the Team That Shouldn't Be. Baltimoreans have willed themselves to like this team even though they know, deep in their heart, it isn't theirs. In a perfect NFL world, the Colts are still in Baltimore, the Browns are still the Browns, and Indianapolis remains a raging tire fire in the center of flyover country. These replacement Colts will never be as lovable to the rest of the NFL as the Baltimore Colts were. They're the unwanted replacements. They're the Sammy Hagar of NFL teams. Whoa hey, did someone say Sammy Hagar? BOBBY FROM TOWSON SAYS TURN THAT **** UP.

2. Pussymouth isn't here to save you now. Terrell Suggs ruptured his Achilles in May, which all but ensures that the Ravens defense will be without one of its finest players for the entire season. Worst of all, that means I'm gonna have to look at sideline shots of Suggs and his terrifying gums all season long. To any network producer who plans on cutting to Suggs mid-smile, I'd like to issue a preventive PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT order. Suggs's pussymouth has been known to blind schoolchildren. I would humbly request that the Ravens not let Suggs on road trips and instead encourage him to return to his home on the set of Prometheus.

3. There's no guaranteeing that John Harbaugh will know that he has a timeout left. Seriously, man. Use a ****ing timeout. Get your affairs in order.

4. Ray Lewis is a phony. At some point, Ray Lewis's career will sputter to an end. More than any DPOY or MVP award, Lewis will best be remembered for his shocking ability to get the NFL establishment to turn a blind eye to the fact that he watched two friends stab people and then fled the scene in a goddamn limo. Ray Lewis is the ultimate phony, someone who will always find time to lecture teammates if there's an NFL Films camera hanging around. One day, he'll retire along with Ed Reed and this defense will finally cease to be the annual paper juggernaut it always has been. I'm quite excited for that day.

5. Hear it from Ravens fans!

Alex:

Because I've convinced myself Joe Flacco is a good quarterback.

Steve:

Ravens fans insist on standing to the song "Proud to be an American." I love America and all, but that song is not our National Anthem, please stop treating it as such.

Gavin:

Ray Rice dips his hands in butter before every carry in the playoffs, and the receivers continue to struggle catching the ball. Our defensive scheme is "let Haloti Ngata handle it," which frees up Ed Reed to wander around and double-cover the other team's third tight-end so that he can feel fast agin. Ray Lewis can cover about a yard of ground on either side and is most valuable to the team during his pre-game speeches, where he repeats his own material more than Rick Reilly.

Richard:

Billy Cundiff is still on the roster. **** that guy. He could try and hang himself and miss kicking the stool over.

Jeff:

This is the Ring of Honor inside the team's stadium:

Earnest Byner
Johnny Unitas and the Baltimore Colts
Michael McCrary
Peter Boulware
Jonathan Ogden
Matt Stover

Does any team have a crappier Ring of Honor?

Also, their uniforms look like BRUISES. And they stole their logo from a security guard. Fred Bouchat had to sue. He won, and was awarded ... three dollars? I'm no economist, but I'm reasonably sure the team made more than $3 off merchandise with Bouchat's logo. Fred didn't want to sue. He took the team to court because they wouldn't honor his initial offer. He didn't care about the money, even though he was making jack squat as a security guard. He said he would be thrilled if they used his design. All he wanted in return was a helmet signed by the team. And the team said NO. So wrong on so many levels.

Brittany:

The reason we suck is because we cannot find a wide receiver who will not **** the bed so badly he might as well have Oregon Trail dysentery whenever a football is thrown his way in a big moment. I cannot tell you the number of times that a Ravens season has ended or been adversely affected by a DROPPED PASS. This dropped pass always occurs after we have managed to move into a tantalizingly victorious position against a good or great team. Trust me, the famous grab Torrey Smith made against the Steelers on Sunday Night Football last season was an aberration. The drops that he and Anquan Boldin both made on that very same drive-which almost KILLED the drive-show the true nature of the Baltimore Ravens.

The drops started when Flacco and Harbaugh came, since before them our "offense" was Ed Reed and Matt Stover. The first big choke-job came during a 2009 regular season game against the Patriots, whom we can never seem to beat despite always outplaying. Mark Clayton dropped a perfectly thrown pass from Flacco that would have converted a fourth down at the Patriots' 10, killing what had looked like an awesome game-winning drive and robbing us of the chance to beat the ****tard Bradies by one point with mere seconds left in their own stadium. In 2010 we added Boldin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh to shore up the offense, but since any wide receiver who puts on a Ravens jersey is cursed to suck ***, both Boldin AND Houshmandzadeh dropped critical passes in our biggest game of the season: a playoff loss to the Steelers. In that game Boldin dropped a ball in the endzone that hit him in the numbers, and Housh dropped a fourth-down conversion.

And, of course, I am now obligated to mention Lee Evans. **** LEE EVANS.

Fresh off the most painful loss in franchise history, the Ravens suck because our solution to the problem was to sign Jacoby Jones this offseason. Jacoby Jones will probably now be the Ravens' #3 WR. This is the same Jacoby Jones who made millions of Texans fans facepalm themselves unconscious for five years FROM HOW MUCH HE DROPPED PASSES. It is also the same Jacoby Jones WHO MUFFED A PUNT AGAINST THE RAVENS AND HELPED THE RAVENS BEAT HIS OWN TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

I cannot tell you how un-shocked I will be when Jacoby Jones drops a pass that ends our season.

Ray:

The only thrilling thing with the Ravens is to see how many times Joe Flacco can overthrow Torrey Smith before they connect on one.

Matt:

Three words: Cam ****ing Cameron. This tool owes Drew Brees a lifetime of hand jobs for having a job right now. Anyone who comes from the Norv Turner coaching tree is already working on a curve, and Cam Cameron is just as bad as he is. You think Brian Billick's play calling was bad? Watch any Ravens offensive third down play and see Cam Cameron blow that **** right out of the water. 3rd and 10? Let's just run that **** up the middle. 3rd and 1? Buckle up baby, we're sending this one deep. Oh, and Billy Cundiff. **** Billy Cundiff.

DangerNut:

Baltimore has the most insufferable fans on the ****ing planet. Granted, losing our beloved Colts to those mouth breathing, inbred hicks in Indy sucked...but it's ****ing annoying hearing a 14-year-old kid bring it up who can't spell "Atlas," let alone use one to find Indianapolis. The refs, the league, the media, the beer guy who cut you off during the second quarter because they vomited on a child...they are all out to screw the poor Ravens fan. I also love the older fans who remembers the Colts leaving, still hold a huge grudge about it, but gets annoyed about Browns fans bringing up Baltimore's actions in getting the team.

The lack of self-awareness among the fan base is ****ing breathtaking. Apparently that God awful purple camo **** is considered now to be formal attire in many circles. I **** you not...I have been to weddings, funerals, and business meetings where mouth breathers have shown up in jerseys and camo pants. And the local celebrated accent isn't a ****ing accent. It's a symptom of rampant inbreeding and lead poisoning. I never realized it until I did a six-year stint away from Baltimore while in the military. The average Ravens fan can't tell the difference between On Sides or vehicular manslaughter but no matter what...it's a bullshit call unless it goes the Ravens way. Watching a football with a Ravens fan is an insufferable experience. No matter what the team is doing, the fans are clamoring for them to do the opposite. Dominate running game to match the tight defense...WHY AREN'T WE THROWING IT 60 TIMES A GAME!?!

To a Ravens fan, Hines Ward and Ben Roethlisberger are/were overrated, cheap shot artists who are scum...but every single Ravens fan would gladly have them on the team in a heartbeat. Ray Lewis' involvement in the Atlanta murders...complete misunderstanding and the media targeting a big name athlete for no reason. Big Ben...SERIAL RAPIST! It is so hilarious how Steeler and Ravens fans hate each other because they are mirror images. It's like watching two retards dry hump the opposite end of a couch, shouting insults to each other.

Oh and the local hate on Flacco is insane. He is Dan ****ing Marino compared to some of the clowns we have suffered through.

Feel free to add :)

RayRayHeyHey
11-13-2012, 05:51 PM
I figured we'd get some of THOSE people signing up..we always do :bwah:

As long you play nice, it's all good..and by nice I mean our rules "nice" ..take that for what it's worth.

Hey Blitz - said a few nice things - and got called a co*cksucker in return. Thats fine - now I know the rules - there are none. Hehe:nono:

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 06:00 PM
What are you smokin Latrobe - I said I wanted Rapistberger to play. I don't want Ravens beating some second string flunky - let your prime QB get beat in front of the hometown crowd - like last season!

Keep em coming DB it's funny! Ben has owned your team while Flucco keeps choking..

RayRayHeyHey
11-13-2012, 06:02 PM
Keep em coming DB it's funny! Ben has owned your team while Flucco keeps choking..

Yea, he sure owned us last season.

steelersbabex25
11-13-2012, 06:07 PM
Yea, he sure owned us last season.

How'd you guys do last season, by the way? Get to any superbowls in the last decade or so? Awkward..we've been to 3.

Whomp whomp...

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 06:10 PM
Yea, he sure owned us last season.

It's ok we'll take SB rings, you clowns can have div titles.

Nolrog
11-13-2012, 06:16 PM
Ravens week. Without our QB, our best receiver, our best defender and two of our top 3 draft picks. Woohoo.

Goodfrom55
11-13-2012, 06:26 PM
Bubba Gump Suggs is gonna trip over his bottom lip and re-injure his achilles, unibrow Flaccid is as overrated as a flowbee.

Keep living in the past Gavens fans because your team has no future, so go grab your Mother's JCPenney undergarment catalog and go have at it for a whole 4 minutes.

BlitzburghRockCity
11-13-2012, 06:45 PM
So should we upload the anti ravens banner on the forums?

BlitzburghRockCity
11-13-2012, 07:24 PM
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Troyisabeast_43
11-13-2012, 07:43 PM
You can already feel the build up for this game already and it's going to be another classic. I still feel even without Ben the Steelers being at home still have an excellent chance to win this game. They almost won here at home a few years ago when Batch started and I feel they can do it once again. This game will decide I believe whether we win this division or not. I feel Ben will be back in a few weeks and if you can get this one in your back pocket you have an excellent chance to overtake the Ravens looking at each other's remaining schedule....

LevonKirkland99
11-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Lets hats on the Ravens...another year without Ray Ray and no Superbowl...O hooney :)

LevonKirkland99
11-13-2012, 08:56 PM
Lets hate on the Ravens...another year without Ray Ray and no Superbowl...O hooney :)

Blazedby92
11-13-2012, 09:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS......The murder rate in Maryland is at an all time high since rayray got Injured, he must be bored

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

RayRayHeyHey
11-13-2012, 10:50 PM
Ravens week. Without our QB, our best receiver, our best defender and two of our top 3 draft picks. Woohoo.

Ravens are just as beat up. Lewis and Webb gone for the season. Reed, Suggs, Ngata playing 1/2 strength from injuries. Hell, Reed even removed himself 4th qtr last game.

LatrobePA
11-13-2012, 11:09 PM
Yea but you guys have one of the best and best looking QB's this sport has ever seen! Oh wait that's just in ravens land!

gtadroptop
11-13-2012, 11:35 PM
**** on the Ravens.

steelchamp204
11-14-2012, 12:22 AM
Dont worry guys this season is over, we shouldnt even talk about football, lets talk about the upcoming draft and think of new things to talk about for next season :yellowthumb:

steelersgal86
11-14-2012, 06:18 AM
:blah: :blah: :blah: :sux: and so do the ravens...and we are going to beat them without Ben...

SnakeEyes43
11-14-2012, 07:25 AM
Even without Ben, this will be close. I just worry that it will come down to the last drive. Flacco will deliever in that scenerio (or at least he has before), but will Lefty?

steelersbabex25
11-14-2012, 09:57 AM
Leftwich and Flacco are pretty much even so now there's an equal playing ground.

LatrobePA
11-14-2012, 10:05 AM
Leftwich and Flacco are pretty much even so now there's an equal playing ground.

I love this! lol

coldrolled
11-14-2012, 10:33 AM
Wait all year for this game and we come into it with Leftwich... &$%^&#$^&#^

How many plays during a game does Ben move out of the pocket and make something out of nothing.. 15...

For Leftwich that will be 15 sacks... I have zero faith in Lefty... He looks dumb, cant run..

Ravens will do what we wont do, 11 on the line and pin the ears back.... Hit the runner or sack leftwich. Game Over.. Sorry.. I have zero feeling for this game or any other that Lefty is in....

Actually i think Batch will finish this game...

papabaier
11-14-2012, 01:43 PM
Hope Harrison gets in on a tackle this game!

Raleigh Steel
11-14-2012, 02:18 PM
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steelchamp204
11-14-2012, 03:13 PM
Can James Harrison please show up.

Thank You
Steeler Nation.

steelersbabex25
11-14-2012, 04:39 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL637/2498345/22431097/397387175.jpg

Classic.

steelersbabex25
11-14-2012, 04:43 PM
Let's all just take a moment and recall this gloriousness..

Vdh5u1KM3ck

RayRayHeyHey
11-14-2012, 07:30 PM
Yea but you guys have one of the best and best looking QB's this sport has ever seen! Oh wait that's just in ravens land!

Didn't realize looks were ever a requirement to win an NFL game. However, if you want to compare Joe and Ben, at least Joe has fur on his face, not inside his mouth like Ben.

LatrobePA
11-14-2012, 07:56 PM
Didn't realize looks were ever a requirement to win an NFL game. However, if you want to compare Joe and Ben, at least Joe has fur on his face, not inside his mouth like Ben.

Lol and unlike joe the fur in Ben's mouth is from the opposite sex... Okay I'm done, this **** is childish!

steelersbabex25
11-14-2012, 08:08 PM
Didn't realize looks were ever a requirement to win an NFL game. However, if you want to compare Joe and Ben, at least Joe has fur on his face, not inside his mouth like Ben.

I'd rather not compare Joe to Ben. One isn't a crybaby bitch and the other is.

LevonKirkland99
11-14-2012, 09:41 PM
Flaccid is a cry baby.....Ravens fans know he's not the play maker on that team, Ray rice is.

RayRayHeyHey
11-14-2012, 09:58 PM
Lol and unlike joe the fur in Ben's mouth is from the opposite sex... Okay I'm done, this **** is childish!

It may be childish, but its funny as hell. This one had me rotflmao from a ravens board:

Cue Pig Ben's 672nd "miraculous recovery." I too expect the sonofabitch dramaqueen to be on the field firing away Sunday night.

Even if Sizzle ripped that fu*king arm off & then beat him to death with it, the goddamned Rooneys probably have a Dr Frankenstein on call to reanimate him in the locker room. I can see the headlines now: ZOMBIEBERGER LEADS STEELERS ON LATE COMEBACK (THAT FALLS JUST SHORT one hopes)...

BlitzburghRockCity
11-14-2012, 11:50 PM
Damn Ben..why did he have to go and ruin all the fun of Ravens week by getting hurt! WTF!!!

RayRayHeyHey
11-15-2012, 09:20 AM
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Damn Ben..why did he have to go and ruin all the fun of Ravens week by getting hurt! WTF!!!

As a Ravens fan I completely agree. Every Ravens fan looks forward to this game all year. Without BB playing, it's like seeing a play missing the lead actor and watching the sub. Fu*king sux. Takes the wind out of the sails of a rivalry. I was going to take my son and daughter to the home game against the Steelers in two weeks. What's the point now unless a healthy Bergermiester is playing.

steelersgal86
11-15-2012, 09:40 AM
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As a Ravens fan I completely agree. Every Ravens fan looks forward to this game all year. Without BB playing, it's like seeing a play missing the lead actor and watching the sub. Fu*king sux. Takes the wind out of the sails of a rivalry. I was going to take my son and daughter to the home game against the Steelers in two weeks. What's the point now unless a healthy Bergermiester is playing.

this is true...I was excited for this game...now ... not so much :(

BlitzburghRockCity
11-15-2012, 10:20 PM
Neither team is even remotely healthy, so no matter who wins both sides will say "well if so and so were playing". This year it's ridiculous the amount of players down or not 100%. All we can do is hope for a great game and that the backups for the Steelers can step up and be counted on.

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Axeman
11-16-2012, 09:26 PM
well peeps. It's been a while since I been here last but I thought I'd add a little something I wrote the other night. hope ya like it.

roses are red and violets are blue joe Flacco the Steelers are coming for you so if your smart you better be aware Lawrence Timmons has that icey glare you'll soon find out the towels will wave and the Steel Curtain will put you in a grave even without the best QB in the league after sunday night you'll be 7-3

Moondog
11-17-2012, 12:22 PM
The Steelers own the rats when it counts (the playoffs): Steelers are 3-0 against the rats, ('01, '08, '10).
Harslut can have his golden showers on the sidelines of regular season games. Funny how tight the rat fans hold on to those two regular season wins.
Though I don't have it, the Steelers own the overall series also. Enough said.