Separated at Birth

[NHStlrfan]

Phil Simms and Bruce Arians.

Simms is the Arians of announcers. Could he be any dumber and still be alive? How do these people get employment and who is so stupid that they hire them?

[LatrobePA]

It's called flying under the radar, BA's slogan!!

[BlitzburghRockCity]

Most everybody hats Simms. I swear when they show him and Nance during the game you can just see him gazing at Phil like he's some sort of god. Give me Dan Dierdorf or Mike Mayock in a heartbeat.