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75Steeler
12-02-2009, 12:11 PM
Dear Santa, Thank you for the Super Bowl 43 win in Tampa last year. I have been good again this year but things are not looking so good. So here is my list. I hope you can help. I know this list is long but it is not just for me. It is for the fans of Steeler Nation. We need the following:

1. A new knee for Troy

2. A new OC

3. A new helmet for Ben and a hot wife so he doesn't need to hook up with lying whores who cry rape at golf tournaments and cause him any distractions.

4. Limas Sweed needs some new hands.

5. Jeff Reed needs an anger management class or two Maybe AA too? Then he wants a new contract.

6. A new contract for Ryan Clark and take the Sickle Cell from his blood so he can play in Denver.

7. Ask Myron to put the curse of the Terrible Towel on the bungles.

8. A special teams unit that stops the return.

9. Allow Coach Tomlin to unleash some Hell in the locker room so the team does on the field.

10. Another run at the Super Bowl this year in Miami.

Thank you for your consideration and I will be waiting on your response beginning 1pm Sunday against the Raiders in Pittsburgh.

:santa3: :banana_xmas:

TampaSteelGirl
12-02-2009, 01:25 PM
Very cute list!!!!! Hope Santa brings you everything on that list!!! :yellowthumb:

Big T
12-02-2009, 01:43 PM
That would be nice.....