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LatrobePA
03-05-2009, 02:13 PM
This just in, we just signed TO to a 17 year deal worth close to 6 billion...

Ben traded to the Browns for Brady Quinn and Romeo Crannel.

heres the link: www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com

steelers4life66
03-05-2009, 02:16 PM
This just in, we just signed TO to a 17 year deal worth close to 6 billion...

Ben traded to the Browns for Brady Quinn and Romeo Crannel.

heres the link: www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com (http://www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com)


Ya, but Quinn is going to be third string. Batch is our new starter.

SteelerBee43
03-05-2009, 02:16 PM
:rofl:

BlitzburghRockCity
03-05-2009, 02:30 PM
No No No you've got it all wrong. Kordell has been brought back, Jim Miller is the backup, and Tommy Maddox is the 3rd string. We traded Ben away for a pair of 2011 6th round draft picks!

steelers4life66
03-05-2009, 02:33 PM
No No No you've got it all wrong. Kordell has been brought back, Jim Miller is the backup, and Tommy Maddox is the 3rd string. We traded Ben away for a pair of 2011 6th round draft picks!

Their in talks with Chad Johnson too.

LatrobePA
03-05-2009, 02:34 PM
No No No you've got it all wrong. Kordell has been brought back, Jim Miller is the backup, and Tommy Maddox is the 3rd string. We traded Ben away for a pair of 2011 6th round draft picks!



You guys are way off, Romeo is our new center, Quinn and Max Starks will rotate at QB.

memphissteelergirl
03-05-2009, 02:40 PM
This just in, we just signed TO to a 17 year deal worth close to 6 billion...

Ben traded to the Browns for Brady Quinn and Romeo Crannel.

heres the link: www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com


LOL...yes you are!

steelers4life66
03-05-2009, 02:42 PM
No No No you've got it all wrong. Kordell has been brought back, Jim Miller is the backup, and Tommy Maddox is the 3rd string. We traded Ben away for a pair of 2011 6th round draft picks!

I thought Tommy Maddox was going to take the old roll of Kordell as slash.

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 02:42 PM
But what about Richard Seymore? Do we still have to give up a Cheese sandwich? Who cares about Ben if we get Kordell back....

LatrobePA
03-05-2009, 03:08 PM
LOL...yes you are!



:nahnah:

ItAintEasyBeingPeazy
03-05-2009, 03:11 PM
Also,Kent Graham and Bam Morris were seen working out at the Steeler Complex earlier today.Looks like the Steelers are trying to beef up the offense for 2009.

BlitzburghRockCity
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
This just in, word is that Tim Whorley is working out now ! Man I can't wait to get him back, what a beast he was!

Apparently the Rooney's had to work a clause into Bam's contract to allow him bong breaks every 2 hours.

lloydfan4life
03-05-2009, 03:55 PM
I heard Ray Lewis is being traded to the Steelers for Lamarr Woodley and Lawrence Timmons and Tim Lumber is being signed to be the new media relations director. :eek1:

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 03:58 PM
I heard Ray Lewis is being traded to the Steelers for Lamarr Woodley and Lawrence Timmons and Tim Lumber is being signed to be the new media relations director. :eek1: This is the best news all week. To have a writer as steller as Lumber working for the Steelers warms my heart beyond belief....Now my life is complete.....xoxoxo

lloydfan4life
03-05-2009, 04:02 PM
This is the best news all week. To have a writer as steller as Lumber working for the Steelers warms my heart beyond belief....Now my life is complete.....xoxoxo

:hilarious:

TampaSteelGirl
03-05-2009, 04:21 PM
This just in, we just signed TO to a 17 year deal worth close to 6 billion...

Ben traded to the Browns for Brady Quinn and Romeo Crannel.

heres the link: www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com

Dude....how did I know this link was created by the one and only Latrobe!!! :grin1:

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
Dude....how did I know this link was created by the one and only Latrobe!!! :grin1:Well dont leave us hangin, and spit it out. How did you know?...

memphissteelergirl
03-05-2009, 04:44 PM
:nahnah:


:lol::lol:

TampaSteelGirl
03-05-2009, 04:56 PM
Well dont leave us hangin, and spit it out. How did you know?...

I'm smart like that......:greengrin:

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 04:58 PM
I'm smart like that......:greengrin:I guess so. And I thought I was the gifted one at SA....lol

LatrobePA
03-05-2009, 04:58 PM
I'm smart like that......:greengrin:


It's nice to be in the off season joking and having fun, once the season kicks off I'll hate the world! lol

:banana:

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 05:00 PM
It's nice to be in the off season joking and having fun, once the season kicks off I'll hate the world! lol

:banana:I have tried that, hating the world thing, and it just hates me back harder...friggin brutal cycle....lol

Stairwayto7
03-05-2009, 05:14 PM
This thread was funny until someone said brady quinn and QB in the same sentence, then it lost all its respect!

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 06:00 PM
This thread was funny until someone said brady quinn and QB in the same sentence, then it lost all its respect! I know he should be a LB...dude is built like a brick **** house....lol

LatrobePA
03-05-2009, 06:36 PM
I know he should be a LB...dude is built like a brick **** house....lol

I'd be happy if he was a speed bump on I79! :rant2:

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 06:43 PM
I'd be happy if he was a speed bump on I79! :rant2: If it makes you feel any better he will be a speed bump twice a year when the Browns play the Steelers. Its no I-79, but its always more brutal when your hit by a train anyways....lol

Silverback 92
03-05-2009, 06:56 PM
this all sounds to good to be true

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 06:59 PM
this all sounds to good to be true
This is SA bro, and dreams always come true. If you want Brady to be road kill, then it will be so....Have I told you that I love you yet today?

lloydfan4life
03-05-2009, 08:13 PM
sonofabitch, I was right! You ARE :shots: today!

Dean Denton
03-05-2009, 08:19 PM
no..its percocet...lol

lloydfan4life
03-05-2009, 08:25 PM
no..its percocet...lol

:sHa_okay:

Bombhunter
03-05-2009, 09:32 PM
Bubby Brister is the new QB coach, and being groomed to take over for Arians....

Stlrs4Life
03-05-2009, 11:08 PM
I heard Ray Lewis is being traded to the Steelers for Lamarr Woodley and Lawrence Timmons and Tim Lumber is being signed to be the new media relations director. :eek1:


That's hilarious!:greengrin:

TampaSteelGirl
03-05-2009, 11:21 PM
This is SA bro, and dreams always come true. If you want Brady to be road kill, then it will be so....Have I told you that I love you yet today?

I just threw up in my mouth!! :barf:

Callax
03-05-2009, 11:25 PM
this just in:
LT tom ricketts of pitt was just resigned to man the QB's blind side,
bam morris and tim worley are going to start at Fullback, halfback, and full of crack!

greennick
03-05-2009, 11:49 PM
This just in, we just signed TO to a 17 year deal worth close to 6 billion...

Ben traded to the Browns for Brady Quinn and Romeo Crannel.

heres the link: www.imcompletelyfullofshitandthisisjustajoke.com


The link doesn't work. I'll believe it when Shefter reports it. :lol:

TampaSteelGirl
03-06-2009, 12:11 PM
The link doesn't work. I'll believe it when Shefter reports it. :lol:

Dude...did you read the link???? It's a joke! :greengrin:

TEEMONT
03-06-2009, 12:24 PM
dumbest thread ever....

BlackGold4vr
03-06-2009, 12:47 PM
dumbest thread ever....


:plus1:

steelers4life66
03-06-2009, 01:34 PM
dumbest thread ever....

I don't know. I thought it was kinda funny.:lol: Guess ya had to be in the right mood when ya red it.

LatrobePA
03-06-2009, 03:30 PM
dumbest thread ever....

To each his own brother! :tt02:

TampaSteelGirl
03-06-2009, 04:16 PM
To each his own brother! :tt02:

Don't worry Trobe...me likey!!! :grin1:

Dean Denton
03-06-2009, 04:24 PM
Don't worry Trobe...me likey!!! :grin1: i like it too, and we can always blame it on Lumber if it goes south....

TampaSteelGirl
03-06-2009, 04:27 PM
i like it too, and we can always blame it on Lumber if it goes south....

YOu can blame him just stop talking about freaking his mom and sister..I can't take that!! :nono:

SteelerSteve
03-16-2009, 08:08 PM
Okay, you guys are *******s! I looked at this thread and I was like " okay, its just someone being funny and joking around" but then I see it in the Steelerstalk forum and I have to admit my heart started racing. lol

Scorp
03-17-2009, 01:53 PM
You guys are ****ing hilarious. yellowthumb: I love being part of this great, dysfunctional family. :stirpot::cursin::plus

I heard Ernie Mills, Louis Lipps and Barry Foster wanted in.

Wait. This just in. Richard Simmons tried out for the cheerleading squad and was cut for tooooooooo much enthusiasm.:banana::tt02:

I love you guys. You are the best way to start every morning. And you are without a doubt the best damn steelers talk show period. :plus1::tt02:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 02:26 PM
You guys are ****ing hilarious. yellowthumb: I love being part of this great, dysfunctional family. :stirpot::cursin::plus

I heard Ernie Mills, Louis Lipps and Barry Foster wanted in.

Wait. This just in. Richard Simmons tried out for the cheerleading squad and was cut for tooooooooo much enthusiasm.:banana::tt02:

I love you guys. You are the best way to start every morning. And you are without a doubt the best damn steelers talk show period. :plus1::tt02: Hey man..i love you too. sounds like your taking the same meds i am...the ones that make you love...lol

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:00 PM
Heck ya!! Instead of an apple a day keeping the Dr away, a good pill keeps the Dr away.....and mean people!! :grin1:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:02 PM
Heck ya!! Instead of an apple a day keeping the Dr away, a good pill keeps the Dr away.....and mean people!! :grin1:
you have pills?????:grin1:

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:04 PM
you have pills?????:grin1:

I may..........NO i'm not sharing my pills with you unless you share some of your pills....:grin1: (my favorite smiley)

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:07 PM
I may..........NO i'm not sharing my pills with you unless you share some of your pills....:grin1: (my favorite smiley) Not sure what viagra will do for you, but hey, whatever blows your hair back sister. I'm in..:grin1:

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:10 PM
Not sure what viagra will do for you, but hey, whatever blows your hair back sister. I'm in..:grin1:

:eek1:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:11 PM
:eek1:
Dont act shocked. Like I dont have enough on my mind living with ED.....lol

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:20 PM
Dont act shocked. Like I dont have enough on my mind living with ED.....lol

I'm not laughing at you but I was almost going to ask you who the hell Ed was!!! Sorry for your ED....Hope you're just joking about that. :thinking:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm not laughing at you but I was almost going to ask you who the hell Ed was!!! Sorry for your ED....Hope you're just joking about that. :thinking:
I dont think i'm old enough for that yet. not to mention my wife is smokin hot...lol However, I would not hesitate to take them. What harm could it cause? I dont view an erection last for 4 hours all that bad....lol

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:36 PM
I dont think i'm old enough for that yet. not to mention my wife is smokin hot...lol However, I would not hesitate to take them. What harm could it cause? I dont view an erection last for 4 hours all that bad....lol


NOt unless you want to pee in the air for 4 hrs!!! :hilarious:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:39 PM
NOt unless you want to pee in the air for 4 hrs!!! :hilarious: LOL...I can tell your a woman....Guys can just go outside.....At my age, I'll take the trade off....:grin1:

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:47 PM
LOL...I can tell your a woman....Guys can just go outside.....At my age, I'll take the trade off....:grin1:

Gee thanks! Yea go outside and pee in the air for 4 hrs then....:grin1:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:51 PM
Gee thanks! Yea go outside and pee in the air for 4 hrs then....:grin1:Should i wear my favorite wife beater and be sucking down a coors when I do?...lol

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:52 PM
Should i wear my favorite wife beater and be sucking down a coors when I do?...lol

Aaahhhh visual.......just don't pee in your beer! :greengrin:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 04:54 PM
Aaahhhh visual.......just don't pee in your beer! :greengrin: lol...its Coors, it might help the taste....

TampaSteelGirl
03-17-2009, 04:57 PM
lol...its Coors, it might help the taste....

How about it...I hate Coors!! I like Miller Lite and love IC Light when I can get it here!!

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 05:03 PM
How about it...I hate Coors!! I like Miller Lite and love IC Light when I can get it here!! My cheap beer is Rolling Rock. I live in the Micro brew capital of the world so I drink a lot of heavy stuff. I like the beers that are between 7.5 and 9.2 on the alcohol %. I dont like spending a lot of time trying to get faded. 2, 20 ounce beers of good stuff gets me just right.

Scorp
03-17-2009, 06:58 PM
Just drink whatever is good for your liver buddy and your tastebuds. Don't forget the apple flavored pills that make you go :banana::grin1::banana::grin1::banana::grin1::curs in:

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 07:26 PM
Just drink whatever is good for your liver buddy and your tastebuds. Don't forget the apple flavored pills that make you go :banana::grin1::banana::grin1::banana::grin1::curs in: I cant do Bud light or miller light, its beneath me. Its like drinking water, and not to mention i need 8 to 10 to feel anything. And if I eat a chip my buzz is gone. I'm 235-240, and need a beer with balls or is a waste of time....but the pills do help...lol

Scorp
03-17-2009, 07:39 PM
I try not to mess with the light **** myself. Me and jack are good friends. Pretty sure you know jack, he gets around. Bud Ice is good for me. Any beer that says i'll kick your *** i going in my mouth..............yes, along with those pills i saw in your medicine cabinet.

Dean Denton
03-17-2009, 07:46 PM
I try not to mess with the light **** myself. Me and jack are good friends. Pretty sure you know jack, he gets around. Bud Ice is good for me. Any beer that says i'll kick your *** i going in my mouth..............yes, along with those pills i saw in your medicine cabinet. Yes, jack and I had a great relationship this year. I was turned on to that smoother version for $2.00 more, and it became my halftime show with a good cigar...loved it...

Scorp
03-17-2009, 07:50 PM
Never tried bud select. Any good? Was in to other stuff. Still am. Don't ask.