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jpele
08-24-2008, 08:48 PM
Just a little bit, not everything:



http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=d18bbe9c63&attid=0.0.1&disp=emb&view=att&th=11befd8858dd12bd

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. . . . waiting for attack!

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a .45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a .46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your hou se?'
My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.












HAVE A NICE DAY, but don't Monkey with Me

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=d18bbe9c63&attid=0.0.2&disp=emb&view=att&th=11befd8858dd12bd

AZ_Steeler
08-24-2008, 09:14 PM
:scratch: Am I missing something???

PsychoWard
08-24-2008, 09:17 PM
:scratch: Am I missing something???

lol i was thinking the same thing.

jpele
08-24-2008, 11:02 PM
I love guns and shooting them. :greengrin:

AZ_Steeler
08-25-2008, 12:10 AM
I love guns and shooting them. :greengrin:

:lol:

:welcome:

steelersgal86
08-25-2008, 06:45 AM
:welcome:

PsychoWard
08-25-2008, 09:43 AM
I love guns and shooting them. :greengrin:

ah gotcha well :sup: and :welcome:

jpele
08-25-2008, 10:47 AM
The pic is gone,I'll have to do something about that.

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1832959_2ndAmend.jpghttp://usera.imagecave.com/jvpele/2ndAmend.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/show.php/1832959_2ndAmend.jpg.html)

That what you were supposed to see. No wonder everyone was scratching their head.
(http://www.imagehosting.com/show.php/1832959_2ndAmend.jpg.html)

BlitzburghRockCity
08-25-2008, 09:31 PM
For a minute there I thought this was a stick up :lol:

Stairwayto7
08-27-2008, 11:56 AM
So much for the single guys hitting on you! lol

ejsteeler
08-27-2008, 12:02 PM
:rofl:
I've seen that somewhere before and love it. Gotta love a woman that shoots. Bet you look great in a ball cap too! :yellowthumb:

NOVA STEELERS
08-27-2008, 06:57 PM
:welcome: enjoy the site :cope:

Aunkster
08-27-2008, 08:14 PM
this makes me so dam jealous





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Yuengling Brewery

AZSteelerfan
08-28-2008, 07:19 AM
:welcome: