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BlitzburghRockCity
04-09-2008, 12:39 PM
http://deadspin.com/377786/steely-mcdrunky


In even more startling DUI news, Pittsburgh police have arrested one of the men who played Pittsburgh Steelers horrifying mascot, Steely McBeam.

The Pittsburgh-Tribune relays the grim tale:

Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit.

Steelers spokesman David Lockett said Hahey has been "released from his duties."
That wimpering sound you hear coming from across the Allegheny river are Kenneth Hahey's dreams dying.


Now I know DUI is nothing to laugh at, believe me...but you just gotta laugh at this because the mascot already has a reputation for being lame as it is and now he gets nailed for drunk driving :lol:

Captcoolhand
04-09-2008, 01:02 PM
Wasn't one of the family members of the Rooney's suppostrto wear the suit...lol

BlitzburghRockCity
04-09-2008, 01:51 PM
They wouldn't stoop that low...well then again they did authorize the creation of this ridiculous thing.

Captcoolhand
04-09-2008, 01:54 PM
Seriously, I thought i read last year that they were going to have the nephew do it or something.

BlitzburghRockCity
04-09-2008, 02:02 PM
There seems to be a few different guys that will wear the costume; hopefully they all don't hang out at the bar at the same time :lol:

V_83
04-09-2008, 03:20 PM
With any luck, maybe they'll get rid of him completely. :crossfingers:

:lol:

Stlrs4Life
04-09-2008, 04:34 PM
They better cut him!

susielr
04-09-2008, 04:38 PM
With any luck, maybe they'll get rid of him completely. :crossfingers:

:lol:


:yesnod:

GoBenGo
04-09-2008, 04:42 PM
..that's funny...funnier still if he was in costume...i can picture the field tests now...." i'm shteely dammit"

susielr
04-09-2008, 04:46 PM
..that's funny...funnier still if he was in costume...i can picture the field tests now...." i'm shteely dammit"


:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

yinzer
04-09-2008, 06:52 PM
in my opinion, this makes him even cooler! :yellowthumb:

Captcoolhand
04-09-2008, 07:16 PM
Hey, what's another black mark against this team.
Slapping hoes, DUI's.... Hell all we need now is a Drug bust,We'll be right up there with the rest of our division. :banging:

Hawk Believer
04-09-2008, 07:44 PM
Someone needs to do a "Behind the Music" style documentary about Steely McBeam.

TampaSteelGirl
04-09-2008, 08:08 PM
..that's funny...funnier still if he was in costume...i can picture the field tests now...." i'm shteely dammit"

I second that!! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilar ious:

BlitzburghNation
04-09-2008, 09:09 PM
With any luck, maybe they'll get rid of him completely. :crossfingers:

:lol:


:ditto:
Let him join Jackyl and be a lumberjacker mascot ~~~ :greengrin:

BlitzburghRockCity
04-09-2008, 09:25 PM
Someone needs to a "Behind the Music" style documentary about Steely McBeam.

Yeah that would be a mega hit for sure :hilarious: