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Dear Mr. Jerry Jones

One of our talented writers on the site came up with this today, and I just had to share it with everyone.  Well done Marc!  :)

I was writing to thank you for providing your beautiful new stadium as the host of what will be an epic Super Bowl between two historic franchises.

Will you be attending the game in your new ‘state-of-the-art’ facility? I know how badly you wanted your team, the Cowboys I think it is, to be in this game, but until you get a GM and coach who know what they are doing that just won’t ever happen. What can you tell us about that cool jumbotron system that is almost as big as your ego? I heard it’s so clear that we’ll be able to see the small civilizations growing inside Diesel’s beard! I bet a Cowboys’ player would have looked good on that in the Super Bowl! I’m sure you’re well aware of the long rivalry that has stood between our two teams so it must really upset you to think of all those Terrible Towels that will be waving in YOUR stadium huh? All that black n’ gold will probably cause a frown so severe it might disrupt your botox!

By the way, is it OK Mr. Jones if some of the Steelers’ ownership uses your private and personal skybox? I mean, after all, you won’t be using it right? Then again, my guess is that the Rooneys will want something a little more understated and something that doesn’t have a self-protrait of you visible from any angle of the suite so thanks anyway.

In closing, when we are done with your stadium we’ll be sure to have the NFL clean up after us because I’m sure you’ll have a Carrie Underwood or Jessica Simpson concert coming in right after us.

Thanks again,

Steelers’ Nation

Marc Ulhmann
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